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    Talking Glossary Of Medical Terms

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    Adenoma - What you say to your mother when you don't know the answer
    Aerobe - A garment worn around the house
    Alimentary - What Holmes said to Watson
    Anally - Occurring yearly
    Antepartum - When your father's sister goes home
    Anti-Body - Against everyone
    Artery - The study of paintings
    Atonic - Goes with your gin
    Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
    Bandages - The Rolling Stones
    Barium - What doctors do when patients die
    Benign - What an eight-year-old wants to be
    Bolus - What psychoanalysts talk
    Botulism - Tendency to make mistakes
    Bowel - A letter like a, e, i, o, or u
    Buccal - Does up your belt
    Bullae - A tough guy
    Bunion - Paul's surname
    Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
    Cardiology - Advanced study of poker playing
    Carpal - Someone you drive to work with
    Castrate - Market price for setting a fracture
    Cat Scan - Searching for kitty
    Cauterize - Made eye contact with Hillary
    Chiropractor - An Egyptian doctor
    Colic - A kind of sheep dog
    Coma - A punctuation mark
    Congenital - Friendly
    Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird
    Cortisone - The local courthouse
    Cystogram - A cable sent to your sister
    D & C - Where the White House is
    Diarrhea - Journal of daily events.
    Dilate - To live a long time
    Enema - Not a friend
    Enteritis - A penchant for burglary
    ER - The things on your head that you hear with
    Fester - Quicker
    Fibula - Small lie
    Ganglia - A very tall thin person
    Genes - Blue denim slacks
    Genital - Not Jewish
    Genotype - The kind of girl Gino likes
    G.I. Series - A soldier ball game
    Grippe - Suit case
    Hangnail - Coat hook
    Hemorrhoid - A male From outer space
    Herpes - What women do in the Ladies Room
    High Colonic - Jewish Religious holiday
    Hippocampus - A medical school where even a hippo can pass
    Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
    ICU - Peek-a-boo
    Impotent - Distinguished, well-known
    Inpatient - Tired of waiting
    Intern - One after another
    Intestine - Currently taking an exam
    Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
    Mammogram - A telegram to your Mama
    Medical Staff - A doctor's cane
    Minor Operation - Coal digging
    Morbid - A higher offer
    Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
    Node - Was aware of
    Organ transplant - What you do to your piana when you move
    Organic - Organ repairman
    Outpatient - A person who fainted
    Paralyze - Two far-fetched stories
    Pathological - A reasonable way to go
    Pap Smear - A fatherhood test
    Pelvis - Elvis Presley's cousin
    Pharmacist - Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
    Placenta - Christmas flower
    Plaster cast - The drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
    Post-operative - A letter carrier
    Prostate - Flat on your back
    Protein - In favor of young people
    Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery
    Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
    Red blood count - Dracula
    Rheumatic - Amorous
    Saline - Where you go on your boyfriend's boat
    Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf
    Secretion - Hiding something
    Seizure - Roman Emperor
    Serology - Study of english knighthood
    Sterile solution - Not using the elevator during a fire
    Surgery - A reason to get an uninterruptible power supply
    Tablet - A small table
    Terminal Illness - D.I.A.Getting sick at the airport
    Tibia - Country in North Africa
    Triple bypass - Better than a quarterback sneak
    Tumor - More than one
    Ultrasound - A loud noise
    Urine - Opposite of you're out
    Varicose - Nearby
    Vein - Conceited
    Weak - Seven days

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    I saw it once..

    It was wat a blonde think!!

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    nice one

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