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    Red face Blonde Medical Terminology


    Artery - study of paintings
    Anally - occurring yearly
    Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
    Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
    Benign - what you be after you be eight
    Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U
    Caesarian section - district in Rome
    Cat scan - searching for kitty
    Cauterize - made eye contact with her
    Colic - sheep dog
    Coma - a punctuation mark
    Condom - small apartment complex
    Congenital - friendly
    D+C - where Washington is
    Diaphragm - drawing in geometry
    Diarrhea - journal of daily events
    Dilate - to live long
    Enema - not a friend
    Fallopian Tube - part of a tv set
    Fester - quicker
    Fetus - character in "Gunsmoke"
    Fibula - a small lie
    Genitals - people of non-Jewish origins
    G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game
    Grippe - suitcase
    Hangnail - coat hook
    Impotent - distinguished, well known
    Intense pain - torture in a teepee
    Labor pain - got hurt at work
    Medical staff - doctor's cane
    Menopause - button on the VHS remote control
    Menstrual cycle - thing with three wheels
    Morbid - higher offer
    Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
    Node - was aware of
    Outpatient - person who had fainted
    Pap smear - fatherhood test
    Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
    Post operative - letter carrier
    Protein - favoring young people
    Rectum - d*mn near killed 'em
    Recovery room - place to do upholstery
    Rheumatic - amorous
    Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
    Scrotum - small planet near Uranus
    Secretion - hiding anything
    Seizure - Roman emperor
    Serology - study of knighthood
    Tablet - small tablet
    Terminal illness - sickness at airport
    Testicles - found on an octopus
    Tibia - country in North Africa
    Tumor - an extra pair
    Umbilical chord - part of a parachute
    Urine - opposite of you're out
    Vagina - heart trouble
    Varicose - located nearby
    Vein - conceited
    Vulva - automobile from Sweden

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    hahaha......

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    Saw that before... But its hilarious as ever! hahaaha

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    ahahhahahahaahhahaah lol x 100

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