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    ~Some Interesting Facts~

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want


    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


    Married men live longer than single men.
    But married men are a lot more willing to die.



    Any married man should forget his mistakes.
    No sense two people remembering the same thing



    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.




    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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    Hilarious stuff! Here's some more:

    Men marry because they are tired.
    Women marry because they are curious.
    Both are disappointed.

    There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
    - One is to let her think she is having her own way.
    - The other is to let her have it.

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    so well

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    really makes me laugh...very lovly.standing avatiations to u...

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