McGrath, Fleming & Agarkar were walking down Jamaica when they noticed a dead female - nude.
Out of respect, McGrath placed his cap over her right breast, Fleming over her left breast and Agarkar placed his cap over her crotch.
Jamaican policeman arrived & while inspecting lifted up Aussie cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.
Next, he lifted Kiwi cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more.
Last, he lifted the Indies cap, replaced it, lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it once more.
Agarkar was upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Indies cap, I find an asshole"
FLASH FLASH FLASH
NEW INDIAN TEAMS
1. india seniors... (will live the rest of their lives in old age homes)
captain- rahul dravid
2. india blue .......(will act in ads)
captain- yuvraj singh
3. INDIA LAGAAN......( will try and win the worldcup.)
captain - AAMIR KHAN
After the shameful defeat of Indian cricket team in
CWC 07 in west indies, the team members were not able to
show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and
rather just pack up in hotel rooms.
Dravid could not resist for too long not being
able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a
Sardar and goes out. he meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets
him "Hi Dravid!"
Surprised for having been caught he comes back and
makes himself up as a muslim woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet same
again - the same woman greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Dravid comes back determined to give it yet another
try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain
- the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Dravid!".
Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,
"How did you recongise me?"
The lady replied - "I am Shewag!"