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    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
    back a semen sample tomorrow."

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
    gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
    like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
    left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.

    She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
    mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
    both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
    knees, but still nothing."

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

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    Ha ha ha!! good 1 Asrafee!

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    LOLZ>>>>>>>>>>>>>


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    hahahaha. very funny. Almost fell off my chair

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