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    Talking Effects of Alcohol & its management

    1. Symptom: Cold and and humid feet.

    Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on
    your feet).

    Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.


    2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

    Cause: You're lying on the floor.

    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


    3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

    Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.

    Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.


    4. Symptom: The floor is moving.

    Cause: You're being dragged away.

    Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.


    5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

    Cause: You have your glass on your ear.

    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!


    6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the
    music is very repetitive.

    Cause: You're in an ambulance.

    Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.


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    ha haha.. lolz... old 1 but good...

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    nice one.....
    keep smiling !!
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    haha nice, the worst is when u wake up and u don't know where u are and there isn't anyone to ask
    I procrastinate....

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    hahaha....

    It make me more laugh thinking of my friends when they are drunk!!!!!!

    One was waiting for bus @ 2 o'clock in the morning!!! lolz!
    Last edited by Asrafee; 07-05-2007 at 05:00 PM.

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