Just for Joke
A frog phones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog gets excited at this prospect. It says to the psychic, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party or what?” “No, not at a party,” said the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.”
An Army sergeant calls a PFC in to tell him that he’s just been promoted to squad leader - and his first assignment is to tell Private Johnson that his mother died. The new squad leader assembles the company and says “Everyone whose mother is still alive, take one step forward…
This is part of what she wrote:
“Nurse’s note 06:20 Pt more restless and moving constantly in bed. Has received Ativan and Fentanyl… She is reporting stabbing back pains… she has repositioned herself repeatedly…”
Stabbing back pains…
Doctor felt something and pulled from beneath the middle of patient's lower back a pair of curved forceps.