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    Exclamation Mentally Ill patient

    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."


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    Quote Originally Posted by vitrag24 View Post
    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."


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    The Memory Test

    Doctor : "What is three times three?"
    Person 1 : 274
    The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"
    Person 2 :"Tuesday,"
    The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
    Person 3 : "Nine"
    Doctor : "That's great! How did you get that?"
    Person 3 : "Simple just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

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